February 2012
I need a LOTR marathon and I need it now.
It’s 35 fucking degrees outside and I’m in the library at school where it’s considerably cooler and I’m overheating
Like, you know when you’re drenching in sweat but you’re not even in the sun?
That’s me right now. I fucking hate my body
It’s shit.
Oh what has become of my life?
Work in one hour
Why
if you’re born after ‘95 don’t talk to me
Life is good again..
Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if...
dun-dun-dun-honey-badger:
Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.
Unicorns United. We get together every ten years and swap stories about our lack of sexual intercourse. It’s good fun, for a virgin.
DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT
luciferandstrangerock:
and another thing: it’s suddenly really trendy to be “awkward”
I just want to clarify that when I say I’m awkward I don’t mean it in like a cute quirky way. I mean I am like awkward to the point where it is socially debilitating and I can’t make friends because once I decide I want to be friends with someone they automatically make me ridiculously nervous and I feel like...
Now I just want someone who loves coffee as much as I do